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In the June 26 edition, we incorrectly reported the police dog killed three years ago was Jaco. In fact, it was Jago.Yes, the “C” and the “G” are close on the keyboard but an error is an error and rightly…

Yes, The Page knows many of our readers don’t really pay attention to the world. We appreciate that. In fact, if we weren’t in the business of telling people what is happening out there, we would be sorely tempted to…

Well, did you heard June 24 was the collective hearts of Oilers’ fans dropping after losing to the Florida Panthers in Game 7 of the Stanley Cup final 2-1?The Page’s prediction of Oilers in six games? Well, not accurate, for…

If you’re driving by Beaverlodge, you might want to stop at the local store and buy a lottery ticket!Back on Jan. 16, Brian Hoover won $70 million in the Lotto Max draw. Then on May 21, Leona Roberts took home…

Yes, The Page is excited! Yes! Indeed!Wednesday morning last week, we got an email from Warren Buffet. You know, one of the wealthiest men in the world. The head of the investment outfit, Berkshire Hathaway, itself rolling in hundreds of…

There it is! In black and white!Page 9, April 24, 2024 South Peace News. “Edmonton to defeat Florida in six games. The Stanley Cup comes back to Canada!”Many people did predict this final so it is not like The Page…

If you do not think chicken soup is good for you consider this: have you saw a chicken sneeze? If a gorilla or monkey passes gas inside a cage at a zoo, does it smell like bananas? If you want…

We were struck by a headline in last week’s newspaper. It read, “If wishes were horses.”It was all about community amalgamation and what a can of worms it could lead to. There are many pros and cons in the arguments…

How about that rain! Yahoo!The Page figures no one is too upset over the free drink from Mother Nature last week. The soil does need a good soaking to make things grow.Not to get readers too upset, but with the…

Here’s a Tip of the Page Hat to organizers, exhibitors, volunteers and of course, all the people who attended both the recent Peace River Trade Show and the High Prairie Gun and Sportsman Show.Ever since the COVID shutdowns, many businesses,…

The Page’s sage advice of the week: Never go to a weight loss clinic where are the owners are sumo wrestlers! The Page is so cheap he goes to the movies by himself so he doesn’t have to share popcorn!…

Yahoo! The Stanley Cup playoffs are here!The Page is disappointed because his Montreal Canadiens are once again watching from the sidelines. Sigh! Oh well, next year country for Habs’ fans!Canada’s hopes this year hinge on the Edmonton Oilers, Vancouver Canucks…

A bottle of vodka for $9.37 and change, before tax and deposit?That is almost half the price of one of the next lowest priced vodkas, Alberta Ice, at $17.50. But there is a catch. You have to buy a four-litre…
The Page – April 10, 2024

The Page plans on getting rich very quickly!He is on the verge of inventing a new dog food that tastes like a mail carrier’s ankle!Is it any wonder The Page is still poor? It reminds The Page of a classic…

“I saw thingy last week, oh, what’s her name, I don’t know. I can never remember anything these days. It’s this damn anorexia.” – Grandma Smithers“Kids today think the world revolves around them. In my day, the sun revolved around…