Merry Christmas!
We hope your Christmas is fabulous and filled with joy! The Page has been “extra good” all year and anticipates plenty of presents.
However, wishes from fellow citizens fulfilled from Santa would be just as nice!
Christmas! A time for delicious food! The only problem is, come the new year, it is time to diet.
The Page feels a lot like Snoopy in Peanuts when it comes to food.
“I eat because I’m frustrated,” Snoopy once said. “And I’m frustrated because I don’t get enough to eat!”
What should a child give his/her parents at Christmas?
A wish list of presents, of course!
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Best Christmas lights and/or decoration contests have ended throughout the entire region. The Page congratulates all the winners.
The Page knows there are many outstanding displays in the South Peace but wishes to give a big shoutout to Diane Willier at Sucker Creek. Truly dazzling! It is worth the drive to go out and enjoy. The house is just behind Ray’s Gas Bar on Highway 2. You can’t miss it!
How do you know it’s 2024!
A little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap at the store.
“What do you want for Christmas?” Santa asked.
The little girl started to bawl.
“Didn’t you get my email?” she cried.
Two young boys are spending the night at their grandparents just before Christmas. It is now bedtime and they kneel beside the bed to say their prayers. The youngest one starts screaming.
“I pray for a new bicycle! I pray for a new Nintendo! I pray for a new VCR!”
“Why are you yelling,” says the older brother. “God isn’t deaf!”
“I know,” he says. “But grandma is!
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Did you hear about the wife who told her husband if she did not like her Christmas gift, she would burn it.
“Hmmm!” he surmised. “I don’t know whether to get her a lump of coal or a candle!”
Tragedy struck on Christmas Eve when three men died. They were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
“In honour of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “to get into heaven you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”
The first man fumbles through his pockets, pulls out a lighter and flicks it on.
“It represents a candle,” he said.
“You may pass through the gates,” said Saint Peter.
The second man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out a set of keys. He shakes them at Saint Peter.
“They’re bells,” he says.
“You may pass through the gates,” said Saint Peter.
The third man searches through his pockets but finds nothing. Finally, he pulls out a pair of his wife’s eyeglasses and shows them to Saint Peter.
“And just what do these symbolize?” Saint Peter asks.
The man relies, “They’re Carol’s!”
What does a grouchy sheep say at Christmas?
“Baaaa-humbug!”
This husband bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his told him he thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-wheel drive trucks.
“She did,” replied the husband.
But where am I going to find a fake Jeep!”
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting socks for Christmas!
A special bonus Christmas present is more activity in northern lights the next few years.
Hope we get some over Christmas!
Have a fabulous Christmas, everyone, and Happy New Year!